I can't watch pbs sober anymore
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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