i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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