yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
is it fun? or sober?
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