There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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