I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
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go home
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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