3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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