brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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