they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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