look no pants
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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