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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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