All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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