Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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