so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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