: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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