I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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