I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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