Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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