He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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