its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
