hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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