waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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