This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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