Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
