I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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