I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
