do herpes really smell.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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