everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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