Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
two words...techno handjob
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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