I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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