I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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