let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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