I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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