Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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