my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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