I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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