just come out here and I will go home with you...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Randomize
