White coat. Heels.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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