I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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