yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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