soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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