i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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