How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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