how can u be prego again
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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