Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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