Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
why didn't you poke me back
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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