it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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