I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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