Whod you bang
Plan B is the new Plan A
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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