no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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