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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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