Your face is a jimmy john
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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