I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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