Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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