their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
