If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize