you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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